A Horrible Microscopic Rant
In fact, this rant is so small, I actually didn't even write it. Shocking, I know.

Late last night, the ever informative British tabloid The Sun decided to claim that Christopher Nolan had mentioned that Eddie Murphy and Shia Lebouf had signed up for the next installment of Batman, to play the Riddler and Robin respectively. Where did they get this exclusive interview? Why, right out of their tea-shitting asses of course! That way you can make up any interview you want, complete with cast lists!

The early movie news sites are so completely buggering The Sun for this already that it's going to need a pillow just to sit on a waterbed, but I think the best reaction was by totalfilm.com, who decided to fight fire with feces. http://tinyurl.com/3wj522

You fuck with the journalistic bull of truth, you get the journalist horns up your fleeing colon, scum.