A Horrible Musical Interlude
At the behest of those who know whom they are, I was prodded into making a sequel to what is now referred to as friends and family as the "infamous" Zombie Playlist from my comments section in "A Horrible New Web-Immersion". But I don't want people to feel this is the only catastrophic event that warrants music. Personally, it could probably be interchangeable with a lot of fight or flight situations of epic proportions. But then I started to think, "Hmm, what would I like to hear if [x] happened?"

The results, were delightfully surprising. Keep in mind, I do observe irony as well as taste.

(A jaunty little mix to be played trudging across endless desert, fighting crews of sail-powered road gangs, or just lounging by that one oasis with your trusty rifle.)

Burning Post-Apocalyptic Wasteland Mix
1) "Unrestrained Growth" by Buckethead
2) "WWIII" by KMFDM
3) "Deadweight" by Beck
4) "Big Empty" by Stone Temple Pilots
5) "Put Your Hands Where My Eyes Can See" by Busta Rhymes
6) "Backwater" by Meat Puppets
7) "Back Porch" by The Presidents of the United States of America
8) "Gimmie Shelter" by The Rolling Stones
9) "Like the 309" by Johnny Cash
10) "Nine In The Afternoon" by Panic! At The Disco
11) "California Love" by Tupac feat. Dr. Dre
12) "Blue Orchid" by The White Stripes
13) "John The Fisherman" by Primus
14) "Summertime" by Sublime
15) "La Grange" by ZZ Top
16) "Yada Yada" by That Handsome Devil
17) "Back Door Man" by Howlin' Wolf
18) "What's Up, People?!?" by MAXIMUM The Hormone
19) "God Is God" by Juno Reactor
20) "Play That Funky Music" by Wild Cherry
21) "Green River" by Creedence Clearwater Revival
22) "Highway Star" by Deep Purple
23) "Crossroads" by Cream
24) "What Planet Is This?" by The Seatbelts
25) "Rock An' Roll Ain't Noise Pollution" by AC/DC
26) "I've Been Everywhere" by Johnny Cash
27) "Little Green Bag" by George Baker Selection
28) "United States" by Smashing Pumpkins
29) "Tsuki No Ie" by Arai Akino
30) "Dark Night" by The Blasters
31) "Bondage A Go Go" by Hellbillies
32) "Super Metroid: Brinstar Stage (Dreams In Red OC Remix)" by Children of the Monkey Machine
33) "New World Water" by Mos Def
34) "Ride On Shooting Star" by The Pillows
35) "Staying Alive" by The Beegees
36) "Origin of the Species" by MC Frontalot
37) "Every Planet We Reach Is Dead" by The Gorillaz
38) "Down For Whatever" by Ice Cube
39) "Carachas Anjodas" by Tito & Tarantula
40) "Hitching A Ride" by Green Day
41) "Ace of Spades" by Motorhead
42) "Blow Up The Outside World" by Soundgarden
43) "Beer: 30" by Reverend Horton Heat
44) "It's A Man's, Man's, Man's World" by James Brown
45) "Six Underground" by Sneaker Pimps

(Chopping up teenagers suddenly just a bit too a-melodic? Well, try out some of these fine tunes, and see if they inspire terror in your next victim...)

Giggling Serial Killer Hack and Slash Mix
1) "Twilight Time" by The Platters
2) "42" by Coldplay
3) "Close To You (cover)" by Iain Ballamy
4) "Delia's Gone" by Johnny Cash
5) "I Put A Spell On You" by Screamin' Jay Hawkins
6) "Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down)" by Nancy Sinatra
7) "All You Need Is Love" by The Beatles
8) "People Are Strange" by The Doors
9) "Sympathy For The Devil" by The Rolling Stones
10) "Sixteen Tons" by Tennessee Ernie Ford
11) "Io Mammate E Tu" by Karl Zero
12) "Flyentology" by El-P feat. Trent Reznor
13) "The Usual Suspects Main Theme" by John Ottman
14) "That's Life" by Frank Sinatra
15) "Time Is On My Side" by The Rolling Stones
16) "I Go Walking After Midnight" by Patsy Cline
17) "Why So Serious?" by Hans Zimmer & James Newton Howard
18) "Ave Maria" by Jesper Kyd
19) "Put The Lime In The Coconut" by Harry Nilsson
20) "I Did It My Way" by The Sex Pistols
21) "Hooray For Santa Clause (Punk cover of Theme from 'Santa Conquers The Martians')" by Sloppy Seconds
22) "The Cask of Amontillado" by The Alan Parsons Project
23) "Hey Man Nice Shot" by Filter
24) "L.O.V.E." by Frank Sinatra
25) "Put A Lid On It" by Squirrel Nut Zippers
26) "Wonderful! Wonderful!" by Johnny Mathis

Enjoy the soothing sounds, freaks. I gotta mosey.